tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454434077347648648.post1479680205980588156..comments2023-09-12T19:01:16.556-07:00Comments on Chris Writes About the End of the World: #43 Last Stand on Zombie Island: Why Guns Are Basically Balls During A Zombie ApocalypseChrisfarnellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13493760691926809015noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454434077347648648.post-69175133192351443862013-10-09T09:10:08.295-07:002013-10-09T09:10:08.295-07:00Please remember, a gun is very good for getting yo...Please remember, a gun is very good for getting you out of a tight fix, quickly and easily. yes, it causes problems later, especially if you rely on it. as do all quick fixes.<br />What you want, is a bamboo plantation, and a bow.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454434077347648648.post-47826292249533176762012-12-06T10:41:38.918-08:002012-12-06T10:41:38.918-08:00I got me a sh!t load of bottle rockets, and if the...I got me a sh!t load of bottle rockets, and if them <br /><br />goomers figger out where I am I'll just fire a few over <br /><br />their heads and all around and when they get all <br /><br />confused going around in circles and running all over <br /><br />each other I'll be popping them in the back of their <br /><br />heads then they'll be tripping over the bodies and I'm <br /><br />picturing a complete cluster f**k...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454434077347648648.post-43039357155887211242012-12-02T20:32:32.991-08:002012-12-02T20:32:32.991-08:00semi auto .22 caliber rifles CAN BE SHOT WITHOUT H...semi auto .22 caliber rifles CAN BE SHOT WITHOUT HEARING PROTECTION and easily sound suppressed. when is the last time any of you ever shot a fire arm without hearing protection?!?!?! YOU'LL BE DEAF AFTER THE FIRST 10 SHOTS and then you'll die because you couldn't hear the zombies sneaking up behind you while you're taking a shit or draining the old lizard. <br /><br />The .22 caliber Winchester bullet through a rifle has 1280FPS (feet per second) muzzel velocity and is still at 1000FPS at 100 yards (and still maintain 80ft lbs of force), that is more deadly and accurate than any average pistol cartridge. Here in the USA we can buy a box of 555 rounds from Winchester for about $20 usd. I can carry about 300 rounds in each pocket of my levi jeans. 10,000 rounds of .22 can be carried as easy as 1,000 rounds of .223 (AR-15/ m-16). Semi-auto .22 rifles for distance shots, and a nice .22 pistol on your hip now you can share your ammo with no need for mulitple calibers of ammo. <br /><br />In the end you will run out of ammo, so have a proper sword and or club(for when you break that cheap piece of shite you thought was a sword)and you may last a bit longer, but if you dont know how to use them you'll be screwed. How many of us out here in zombie land actually have sword fighting skills? I did watch a ninja movie while I stayed at a Holiday Inn...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454434077347648648.post-33319140973413998612012-09-27T15:05:03.899-07:002012-09-27T15:05:03.899-07:00Ummmm here is how I thought about it...
Get a bas...Ummmm here is how I thought about it...<br />Get a baseball bat..<br />Get a Crap Load of watermelons ..<br />Smash one into lots of juicy bits...<br />Repeat 1,364 times...<br />How do your arms feel?<br />That's what I thought...<br />How about an AR-15 in 9mm with a good silencer and about a jillion rounds? <br />Plenty of power to mash melons...<br />Cheap ammo that's light and portable...<br />Muzzle report that sounds like one hand clapping, well maybe a dog cough...<br />My humble recommendations, come the Z-pocalypse we will see how well it works...<br />-H-<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2454434077347648648.post-256597883695789542012-06-01T08:30:51.421-07:002012-06-01T08:30:51.421-07:00I agree with the fact that guns are not that great...I agree with the fact that guns are not that great but if you load up on the ammo before anyone else can grab it and have a silencer to hand it can work. Also if you feel the need to bring all the zombies to you so you can help a friend it is very helpful. However I think a machettie (or how ever you spell it) is handy because it never runs out of ammo. <br />If you are very good with a bow and arrow a cross bow would be handy. It's stronger, it's better. But only if you are very skilled. Unlike me. I would probs just stick to a knife of some sort :PNichola Claire Brunellihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04632937925002757363noreply@blogger.com